In this Shotgun Therapy Podcast:

In the House: Alex, Amber, Garrison, Jef

Playing the House: Ambassador Decoy, DC Burns, Colonel Calloway, Duck Duck Duck

Today we are al fresco, so expect some city noise from our perch on a Denver balcony. We encounter a Hashtag Storm:

#FlintWater #SmartBowieWifi #SmartPigeon #Glendale #DrakeBonus #HBOSesameStreet #CanadianMuppetsSuck #MuppetBling #FakeCanadiansSuck #HoboWifi #PigieonWifi  #DumpsterFire #MurcuryCure #ChlamydiaVacation #HandEgg #Puppying #SmartSTD

We also mourn the loss of David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Lemmy… Seriously January was tough on famous awesome people.

Shot: We were drinking ahead of time.



In Denver, we believe in bars, barring and moving on.

Now we test the limits of exploring Denver’s Bar Scene, one minute at a time.

Join Garrison at the Skylark Lounge. And while you are there, subscribe to our YouTube Channel!

We will begin uploading strange new content soon!


You may not know this: Alex is a huge Broncos Fan! He is! For Reals!

But he had never been to a game.

So we went to the last Broncos Game of the regular season to watch the Chargers get stomped into the ground in possibly their last game as “San Diego.”  We watched as the Brock Lobster aimed his arm of love at good old DT #88 aka “Double Snowman.” We watched CJ Anderson (aka “Punchy”) do what “Punchy” do. And we watched as our little backup Quarterback Manning returned to the field fully operational. We have two Quarterbacks. We use them. Both.

Hear the sounds of Sports Authority Field at Mile High! Bask in Alex’s childish glee!

We will be watching football all weekend, with beer and snacks kids!

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In this week’s Shotgun Therapy Podcast:

We set up shop at Larimer Lounge to talk with Get Along, Signs and Signals, and Innerspace.

Signs and Signals had just finished up their first EP funded by a successful Kickstarter. and we had to stop by force a Celebrity Shot on them.

We also have a few guests like MissCritiki and Will check in.

We find answers to important questions like:

Who is the best thumb wrestler?

What does it take to make a shitty band?

Featured Celebrity Shot: ???

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Get Along


Signs and Signals

Posted on August 3, 2015 by

There is no better time to go to thrift store than after a few cocktails. You might end up purchasing such wonders as a hairdresser practice head, an alligator that grows in water,  or works of art to improve upon and trade later! Alex seems pleased to be the recipient of Mrs. Garrett in the Woods with Passive Aggressive Bear and a Ghost Dildo.


In this week’s Shotgun Therapy Podcast:

We talk current events including Baltimore riots, and the fact James Bond won’t use a Sony phone. We talk with Jason Kelly from Signs and Signals, who are recording a new EP asfter a successful Kickstater campaign. And all through we find everyone’s drink of the summer, and take a field trip to Lost Lake Lounge!

Featured Celebrity Shot:  The Taylor Swift

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Bad Lyres




We are a lackadaisy bunch here at Portable Chicken. We slack off without posting for extended periods of time. We never really make a point. Often people point out that we a usually just a bunch of people sitting around drinking.



All of this is true. But now you can subscribe to our inconsistent, inebriated rambling voices via Stitcher Radio.

If you are not familiar with the Stitcher broadcasting platform, here are the basics:

  1. It works on both Android and Apple iOS devices. (You may also listen to it from a PC)
  2. Everyone is doing it. (And so should you!)

Now you can get your podcasting fix while waiting for the next Shotgun Therapy session.

We are still available on iTunes for you apple folk out there, we are just expanding our reach.

For you. The “audience.”

Also, we are now on Twitter and Facebook.

Follow and like… blah blah social media… blah blah blah.



-The Portable Management


I was hoping to get the Xmas Special up before the actual Holiday, but truth be told, Alex had to fly out the next day after recording, and I’ve been at a location with no internet for a few days, so yeah… still not up yet.


The important thing is, we had a party, drank some booze and ate stuff.

I want to take a moment to thank you to all of the rotating cast we have had over the past year. Thank you to all of the people who have put up with our phone calls. Thanks to all of you who have been listening and putting up with our factual inaccuracies, indulgent tirades, rants and weird release schedules.

Also special thanks to  Steven, for providing an awesome venue to for our party.


In the mean time, here are assorted pictures:


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