In this week’s Shotgun Therapy Podcast Garrison joins Alex, Jef, and Rob to discuss getting stuck on accents, Olympic Hockey, we try and figure out what Finland is famous for, why Philadelphia is one step above a carnival, the art of Bro-Bars and the proper way to watch the Fast and the Furious series, Pulp Star Wars Fiction, and Pedestrian Rage! We premier “Robby the Cycle Killer.”

Join us for a Brand New Segment “Now I Know My Gay-B-Cs!” Where Rob will educate us and speak Truth to the masses.

Hamburger Mary’s Finally had its Karaoke Finals! Weeks of smack talk have been building p to this moment. See how your favorite Portable Stars performed with a competition wrap up!

Portable Chicken

 

 

I went on the web today to learn new things, bright and shiny. Instead, I found only rage. RAGE! Haim is coming to Denver, to the Ogden no less on May 21st. My foolish heart breaks in the news that the show is SOLD OUT.

haimfaceI will not be able to indulge (nay savor) the joys that Este Haim’s bassface brings. I will not be able to sing along or pop and lock to “If I Could Change Your Mind” (my  favorite song in their latest album). Their album Days Are Gone is a pastiche of influences. I recall listening to it for the first time on a 4-hour airplane ride at 11:30pm and bobbing my head to their poppy sounds as a 300 pound gentleman snored next to me. It brought me peace.

I realize this might be my fault for not keeping my meaty fingers on the pulse of the local concert schedule. Indeed, I do take responsibility for such an oversight. I pray the rock gods forgive me. Now to listen to Stacy Q on repeat until my brain is mushed into a more forgiving state.

Love, Luck & Lollipops,

Alex

 

In this week’s Shotgun Therapy Podcast Jason warms up the 4th chair keeping Alex, Jef, and Rob company with special guest Charles Shaw!

Join us for wine tasting the infamous 3 Buck Chuck, we call up Aaron to discuss the implications of the internet losing its mind over a Twitch Plays Pokemon, we discuss Reddit, Prince (The Artist), Summer weather in February, messing with Quiddich teams, the failures of Speed Dating, and other amazing tales!

As mentioned in the podcast:

Twitch Plays Pokemon

Reddit r/exjw

We used Wine! It was Super Effective!!

We used Wine! It was Super Effective!!

Portable Chicken

In this week’s Shotgun Therapy Steve returns to hang out with THE award winning Rob and is joined by  Alex, and Jef!

Join us as Steve calls us out on our thoughts about the Atlanta’s Snowmegedon around topics like Super Bowl ads, people upset about Super Bowl ads, chard, Sochi apologists, Waldo, Carmen Sandiego and Waldo, Blush and Blu, VooDoo Donuts, awesome new materials in science, and Google taking over the world!